Aka Beach House Weekend/ “Dog Ponytail”
Saturday morning I woke up around 9am, but I didn’t hear anyone else moving. The house was set up so that there was a loft with eight beds, a basement room with three beds, and four bedrooms with double beds. The place had four bathrooms, but only one with a functioning toilet, so when people did get up it was easy to hear. I was sleeping in the basement room with Anna and Alex, and Jeff was in the room next to us. I laid in bed until Anna and Alex started to move around. Everyone woke up about 10:30. I helped Jess and Emily make breakfast, and as we were cleaning up Jeff asked if anyone wanted to go for a hike.
I should have said no. I had a maxi dress and flip-flops on, and I’m not exactly the most experienced climber to begin with, but Jeff said that he’d be going out in the afternoon and then again at sunset. I knew I didn’t want to be out after dark, so Anna, Kate, and I decided we would tag along for the afternoon hike. I wasn’t planning on doing much, since I wasn’t exactly dressed for the task. I considered even just walking to the base of the mountain and then turning back, but sometimes I make stupid choices just because I want to.
I climbed a mountain in South Africa wearing a dress and flip flops. Okay, that’s a bit of an exaggeration (surprising from me?). I was only in flip flops about half of the way up. Unlike me, Jeff was overly prepared and lent me his climbing shoes. Good thing, because I could never have gone as far as I did without them. I didn’t even make it all the way up, I made Kate stop with me at a peak while Jeff and Anna headed for the summit. But I made it pretty far, and it was pretty awesome and I’m really glad I did it (even though I feel bad for holding the others back). And while we waited for Jeff and Anna I got to talk to Kate for an hour and a half, and it can be hard to get one-on-one time with people in the group, so that was really cool. Not to mention sitting on a mountain looking over the Atlantic is pretty much the perfect place for conversation.
My body, on the other hand, is not so happy. The ground was covered in bushes, some of them dead and all of them spiky. My legs are now sliced up and look pretty disgusting. But I didn’t get sunburned! My dress was long and I had a really lightweight jersey cardigan that covered my arms and back. I applied SPF 70 on my face in the morning and 50 on my body, and then Kate lent me her SPF 15 to reapply on my face throughout the day. I say throughout the day, because despite our plan of Jeff taking two separate hikes, we were gone all day.
We climbed more than I think any of us (except maybe Jeff) expected to, and ended up being out for about six hours. After we came down one side, Jeff decided he wanted to try another peak to watch the sunset. We had worried about him the night before, so we gave him Kate’s cell phone and parted ways. Too bad Jeff had led us to the mountain. Anna, Kate, and I got hopelessly lost trying to get home. Luckily for us, Heather and Jess were out at the store and happened to see us on the road, walking away from where our house was. We didn’t get home until after sunset.
I felt even worse about coming home later than expected when I realized that the group had already started to make dinner. It was pizza night and everyone else was getting the dinner started that I had been responsible for. I wasn’t too late, though, and I was still able to do quite a bit. We also made mimosas, which were delicious.
Saturday night was somewhat similar to Friday, in that I spent some time on the deck (no shooting stars this time) and we played cards, but at midnight something special happened. It was Kristina’s birthday! The group had managed to sneak a cake with us to the beach house, so we surprised her with candles and we all sang. Then we let Kristina decide what game we would play. She picked charades.
We decided that we would play with Pictionary cards, since we had them. One of the groups had the prompt “Shetland Pony.” I don’t even know what the girl acting it out did to solicit this response, but Jeff guessed, very seriously, “Dog ponytail.” Anna and I basically died laughing. It wasn’t like he was guessing a ton of random things. “Dog ponytail” was his only guess, as though he thought a Pictionary card had said “dog ponytail,” and if it said anything else he would be entirely shocked. You could tell he was exhausted and trying to participate, but it cracked Anna and I up for a good few hours. It was a good thing he said it though, since they ended up getting the point for “pony.”
We ended the night a lot earlier on Saturday, and the last few of us standing finished it out with a few rounds of “What Grandpa Likes” and “Behind The Green Glass Doors.”
Sunday morning I had absolutely no desire to get out of bed. My muscles weren’t too sore at that point, but I was still exhausted and my cuts were burning. I needed Anna and Alex to force me out of bed while we packed up to leave. Deion wasn’t coming to pick us up until 3pm, so we had most of the day to hang out. We walked down the beach to a little pool of water that was shallower (read: warmer) to lay out and swim. I felt fine going into the water; it was nice and cold on my cuts. Coming out was far less pleasant. Everyone else insisted that they thought the burn of salt water on cuts felt good, because you “know that it’s cleaning them out.” I disagree, strongly. It did not feel at all good.
We headed back around 12:30; I didn’t want to be out in the sun too long. I rinsed off in the outdoor shower to get off some of the salt and sand, and then had lunch. Anna had a blister that tore open while we were hiking on Saturday that had gotten filled with dirt and sand. It was disgusting, and since I like being grossed out I decided to sit with her while she soaked it in salt water, cut off the skin, washed it out with a foaming face wipe, swiped some antiseptic on it, and put on a bandaid. That is to say, we spent quite a bit of time on the porch. Then we headed up to sit on the deck for a bit. Remember when I said I rinsed off? Yeah, I didn’t put on any more sunscreen after that. Oops. My face, legs, neck, chest, and most of my arms are fine. My back is fried. There is one red stripe down the back of my right arm, but I have some gnarly burn lines on my back. I was wearing a racer back dress and my swimsuit that has double straps, so I have crazy marks.
We packed up and left, stopping once on the drive home for pictures. We got back into Stellenbosch around 5:15, and Heather and I hung out with Phoebe and the girls. Everyone else went into town for dinner, since their families were out when we got home. I’m a little bummed that we missed out on hanging out with the group, but Phoebe’s dinner was sooo good, and I was still wearing my bathing suit when they all stopped by to see if we wanted to come out.
After dinner I took a shower and had my first South African bug run-in. I felt it crunch under my foot, but it was definitely not dead. When I looked down, I saw a beetle. Nothing too big, between the size of a quarter and a half dollar, but still not what you want to find while you’re naked and alone. So I got out of the shower pretty fast and called Lotz, the dog, in hopes that he may be interested in eating bugs. Nope. I was showing the bug to Heather when Phoebe walked by. A much braver woman than I, she picked up the beetle and tossed it out the window.
It was at that point that the sunburn was discovered. I couldn’t feel it (though the shower burned the heck out of the cuts on my legs), but Phoebe and Heather both saw it. Phoebe gave me some after-sun gel and Heather helped me put it on. Since then I’ve been sitting topless while the gel dries, writing out the account of this weekend. We’ll see how the burn is treating me tomorrow.